Old Fart's Running Club...THE MUMMY
Old Fart's Festival of Races...Sat. August 12, 2017
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All you OLD FART Marathoners and Half Marathoners who want to preview the race course can check out this you tube video
http://youtu.be/bOGIgMGiy9U this is about as close to Jurassiac Park as you can get!
If you need accommodations close to the race site try these two establishments:
1. Witt's Inn (616)987-9488 email email@example.com this is a bed and breakfast runs around $125
2. Franciscan Life Center (616)897-7842 www.lifeprocesscenter.org - they have individual rooms, yurts and a guest house at very reasonable rates
In 2017 there is a new storm a brewing,,,unlike no one has ever seen before. The Return to OZ and an Alliance between the new Wicked Witch and the Mummy...Runners beware of The Flying Monkey Trail!!! So get your mental game on now so you'll be ready come race day...and yes: The ED, FRED and Little Chuck and all the friends will be there too!
Those looking for a tune up fall marathon or half marathon need look no further...The Marathon will be run in conjuction with the 1/2 marathon and will run on part of the North Country Trail...We expect around 100 hardy soles to try and attempt this one.. Race race day registration starting at 7a.m. at the start line. ALL PACKET PICKUPS WILL BE AT THE START AND FINISH LINE at picnic sites a-2 next to the enclosed lodge on Fallasburg Park Road inside Fallasburg Park in Lowell, Michigan.
This is an extreme warrior-type marathon challenge not for the faint of heart....it will leave you shaking your head as you try to figure out and comprehend what you just went through...but as you drive away you will have a big smile on your face as you ponder on the greatness of what you just accomplished...then you will try to figure out a plan as to how you will try to describe the course to your friends but there will be no need to...alls you have to mention is that you ran an Old Farts Race and you will need not have to say anything more...then again this is WHY OLDS FARTS ARE SO TOUGH!... so come on out and meet the Challenge of the Old Fart's Marathon!
PACKET PICKUP AND OPEN REGISTRATION WILL BE ON SAT. MORNING FROM 7A.M. TO 7:50 A.M. at the Start Line
GPS Coordinates: 1114 Fallasburg Dr., Lowell, MI, 49331
Comments from runners.
Alas, we will miss the witch. This race keeps getting more challenging and more fun. This is an experience every runner should attempt. This will push a racer mentally, emotionally, and physically. To quote Animal House, "Thank you, Sir! May I have another?"
- C.B. from Dimondale, MI
This was the most difficult half I have ever done however it was the most fun I have ever had in a half! I loved the challenges, the taunting from the hills and the Larry and the relaxed nature of the day. Can't wait to do it next year!
- J.S. from Downers grove, Illinois
I have run this marathon 4 years in a row and it's my favorite race each year. Very challenging, lots of fun with a fantastic race director! Come prepared to get dirty and work VERY hard. This is not your ordinary trail marathon. The race fee is very reasonable and the swag is fantastic!
- B.I. from Howell, MI
Race Year: 2014 | Added: August 17, 2014
Knowing only what I had read on the website I came prepared for a difficult race with some extremely steep Hills. What I got was a 13.1 mile obstacle course with some beautiful trails in between. Though complete spent at the finish line, I had a great time! Thank you for everything Old Fart's Running Club!!!
- K.V.. from Canton, MI
Race Year: 2014 | Added: August 17, 2014
26.2 Miles of pure awesomeness!!! Would definitely visit that Old Farts again!!
- R.H. from Northern, Indiana
Race Year: 2014 | Added: August 16, 2014
Tough, tough, tough
- R.C. from Farmington Hills, MI
Race Year: 2012 | Added: May 15, 2014
The best pit crew on earth !!
- L.B..H. from Chicago, Il
Race Year: 2013 | Added: March 11, 2014
This is the best trail marathon in Michigan and one of my favorite marathons ever. I love this race and how difficult it is. I cant wait to do this race again.
- C.M. from Strongsville, OH
Race Year: 2013 | Added: October 28, 2013
This is a trail marathon so the only crowds and music are at the aid stations. The course is beyond awesome as far as trails go...never a dull moment...the hills are so bad that it gets comical especially the signs on the hills as you read the comments on the way up! Forget about qualifying for Boston...run this one for a great workout...for an adventure.
- E.D. from Grand Rapids, Michigan
Race Year: 2013 | Added: August 22, 2013
Coach Dan and the rest of the Old Farts,
A million thanks would not be enough for your work at Old Farts marathon! First, I so appreciate your vision in organizing an event so beautiful, challenging and fun. I would not go into the woods to attempt that of my own volition.
The course was the best yet! No bugs except the ones I met on their level when I was crawling on hands and knees on some of the hills. That was slow but a heart attack would have set me back even more.
Your supporters are beyond compare! Especially the concierge service at the 7/20 mile aid station. Those wonderful gentlemen meet me, take my water bottles and refill them while I simply enjoy the repast they have set out. Amy Elvey, as a solo act, is comparable to all of the gorgeous gentlemen. She is a joy to see in so many places on the course. Thanks to Bill for being her main inspiration. Plenty of aid right where I needed it.
The finish line greeting, food, shade, water spigot, everything is great!
The swag is beyond incredible. I was just about to order an Old Farts jacket I wanted one so much. To receive one along with a warm up jacket at the finish made the return on the entry fee about 300%. Would you like to be my new financial adviser?
I really hate to say I went over 7 hours in an event - even yours - so, could you post my time as 6:94:30?
The really old lady runner,
That is Awesome Suzanne...that would be fun to put everyones times like that...Great Job- Coach Dan
Race Day Registration 7a.m. till 7:50a.m. ALL races start together at 8 a.m.
Runners may register on race day from 7a.m. till 7:50a.m. at the start line at picnic site A-2 . T-shirts will be guaranteed to all pre-registrants and to race day registrants while supplies last. There is no early packet pick up this year, only race day morning pick up at the start line. Arrive early so you can get you packet and use the bathroom.Here is the race review page:
Runners can post their comments at www.marathonguide.com or just click the "add my comments" link below
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Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Back!
Thanks to all the runners who came out and ran the Mummy...you can put race comments on www.marathonguide.com
Don't Go Crying to Your Mummy!!!! Be Scared, Be Very Scared!
Old Farts Running Club is a non-profit organization that promotes good heath and fitness through road races and training runs. All proceeds go back into this great sport of running, so that runners and walkers will be able to continue to enjoy races and walks, enjoy the competitive aspect of the sport, as well as the great comroderie that is enjoyed by all the participants of our sport. Please visit our web site at
FALLSBURG...pronounced "Falls-Berg"... comes from the Old World Language meaning Beautiful Challenge.
check out this web site for some sweet photos from the 2007 race: